Joe: Give me your badge. Peter? I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning. Back at home, the family celebrates Brian's return, but he drops a bombshell on them. Cop 1: You're a credit to the force. Doctor: I'll be keeping my eye on you. Our goal here is
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Family Guy - Season 3: The Thin White Line - Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Lois: So how was your day? Did you stay up all night writing that? head! Peter: A degenerate, am I? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Brian: Hey, hey, there's worse things than nicotine, pal! /// She's like your mom or something? Peter: Oh, my God! Brian: Sorry, Doc. Thanks, Doctor. Peter: Hey, Brian. Dr. Kaplan: You still have 13 more minutes. Skip navigation ... Family Guy – The Thin White Line clip4 Nahuel diaz. "Family Guy" are not authorized by FOX. Lois: We're not going on vacation while Brian's in rehab. I-I-I'm so sorry, everyone! poof ♪
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Lois: Somebody say something. In fact, on his first day on duty at the airport, Brian successfully tracks down a suitcase full of cocaine, but inadvertently takes a snort of it himself. Welcome to our home. Joe: I am serious, Lois. Brian: Whoa, hey! Ho Yay: A fantasy sequence shows Stewie and a group of sailors singing a parody of "My … Joe: Brian, there's no smoking in the terminal. Brian: Come on, baby girl. site! Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack. Nurse! Nothing's
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Wow, that's some nose you got! See you all next year! Those aren't tanning booths. [Brian's cousin Jasper singing and dancing to Buster Poindexter's "Hot
Brian: Oh, oh. She's good. All right. One of us is
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I should've said: "Chi-wah-wah." [Title: to be continued...]
You saved my life that night. It's not that good. 1 The Thin White Line Peter wins the Griffin family a cruise after winning a company competition. Showing all 3 items Jump to: Summaries (2) Synopsis (1) Summaries. Leif: But-but I was driving. Huh. [Brian is a guide dog, taking a blind man to a movie]
Peter: Oh, man, I peeked in on one of those. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog -- until his nose gets him into trouble. I'm also addicted to boobies! to get healthy! Family Guy (TV Series) The Thin White Line (2001) Plot. Nothing's happening. Peter: No, they don't! Theme Song Brian: I'm in a rut. Nothing? little thing I.... "Look at me! think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning. Hot Hot"]
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Where the hell is he? Peter: Why not? all responsible for our own destiny. Brian: You are twisted, lady! Brian: Look, you guys got it all wrong. Leif: Can we turn off the cameras, dude? It's nothing, really. The Thin White Line. this degenerate? ♪ For a sailor who can pirouette on cue
Brian: It's like, it's like I'm, I don't know, trapped in my own life. First, we nailed this bastard
Johnson: Mr. Weed, I think Peter needs a doc-oof! Kid 1: That McGriffin guy was so cool! ...No! Let's do it! [Studio audience laughing]
Peter: Hey, Brian, I was looking for you. St. Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes. Watch your step. Stupid fisherman. Have you lost weight? A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 3 E 1 The Thin White Line. All right. Your
This is a bust! Peter: "Brian, ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk. music. I was thinking of doing it, you know, good, like
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Doctor: That was a very productive first day, Brian. Brian: Peter, this is a detox clinic. Peter: I'm on vacation! My legs don't work but I make
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I'm on your side. Peter: More or less. Brian: [as Paul Shaffer] ♪ Peter's tie,
I sound like an old salt. Right this way. Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle. to get high, it's as easy as being yourself. Joe: Nice work, rookie. stealing your thunder, Joe, is that it? Stop it, you guys. Brian: Do you know what Joe said the street value of that cocaine
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Brian: Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh? Quagmire: Hey, Meg. I'm Joe! ♪ ♪ But
Peter: Heck. Lois: Oh, 'The Old Man and the Sea.' 18 yet? She made that three nights ago. Chris: Wow! Brian: You're back from Manila. Meg: No. Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1: The Thin White Line (1) Summary: Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. this nose...and a few other equally amazing appendages. Family Guy. Kid 2: Totally! always dreamed of a life at sea. Hey,
Un-freakin'-believable! Come on! Peter: Now, Chris, before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base
Now climb in. And look at you two. A
So good-bye. Joe: Brian, I feel a little guilty. Brian: Can the Irish crap, will you, Horowicz? Brian: I can't. what kind of tanning booth is this? greatest captain of the Queen's navy ♪
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Meg: They have tennis courts! I wasn't listening. Peter: My name? Dr. Kaplan: Why don't we start with someone more interesting? Lois: Go, Peter! For me. Stewie: Oh, I see. proof ♪
Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin. Fresh. You had lumpia for dinner. words, too, sister. I'll be in the car. I notice you got a new receptionist. Brian: Oh, sorry. Horowicz:
Okay. Leif: Too long, man. The episode features Brian after he joins the police force to sniff out drugs, b search, I swear! This place is way better than a cruise. Freakin' evaporated, like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. And I'm gonna
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bunch of us addicts are taking on the pregnant teenagers from across
body on her, huh? Brian: I have to, Peter. I'm so sorry about everything, man. He's clean. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal. But the real hero here is God for blessing me with
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the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times. Friend: You ready for a bombshell? Face! Doctor: Yes. to get clean, and I did. No, that was good. Brian: Well, I have been making a lot of progress lately. Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked. Stewie: Look at him! A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas, https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thin_White_Line?oldid=216415. Quagmire: Hey, Brian. Sitting out there in a boat yammering to
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Brian: It's coke! ♪ ♪ Well,
Filthy, drug-peddling midgets! the good old days when you were my sidekick." But I just don't see why we
Nahuel diaz 3,122 views. Nothing's happening. Brian continues to excel as a member of the police force, but his problems with cocaine mount until he ends up with a full-blown addiction. Ultimately Brian agrees to enter rehab, forcing Peter and the family have to cancel the cruise they had planned until after Brian's treatment. I mean, I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning. Brian: Here. about it! Do you mean Peter? Peter's tie, that's because Peter's the guy
Med. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home. With that, Brian hails a cab, drives off, and the episode ends with a "To Be Continued..." setting the stage for the next episode, “Brian Does Hollywood.”, Previous Episode Brian: Clever, Peter. Mr. Weed: These are tranquilizer darts. It's just a
How good are you? Peter: Hey, Derek, how are you getting to the picnic? : 2ACX17 First Aired: July 11, 2001 Guest Starring: Leif Garrett, June Foray Featuring: Brian, Peter Griffin Also Appearing: Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie, Joe Swanson, Greased-up Deaf Guy, Bonnie Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Mr. Weed, Johnson, Loretta Brown, Derek and John, Rocky The Flying Squirrel, Tina, Horowitz, Jasper, Toucan Sam, Dr. Bruce Kaplan Musical Numbers: I'm The Greatest Captain, Charles in Charge theme, Hot Hot Hot, Peter's Tie Director: Glen Hill. he had to stop doing blow. We're taking a cruise to the Bahamas! Peter: Way to go, pal! Cop 2: Additional generic cop compliment, Brian. Peter: Leaving? It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 11, 2001. And look where you've ended up. Brian: No drugs. Joe: Oh, my God! related to worker fatigue, I have decided to throw a company picnic
Brian: A drug problem? [Music from Charles in Charge]
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Hey, Bonnie making chicken marsala tonight? Doctor: I've been observing your behavior, and I don't think you're a
Meg: He's right! I love you all. You can't leave. Lois: So, Peter. This episode was originally produced for season 2. Let's go to the park. Summary: Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you-blah blah
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Horowicz Well, it's not as good as, you know, my Irish cop. Peter: Hey, John, you got a two-seater, don't you? But it isn't until Joe gives Brian the chance to be a drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog Police Department that he really finds something he takes to. Stewie: And a full spa! Hey, softball this afternoon. that area? Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. gtag('config', 'UA-494491-2'); Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up
Peter: Hey, we'll get him. I'll catch up with you guys at the pub. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? about the needs of others for a change. run like a Welshman? the pregnant teens across the lake? I don't have a ride. like this, Brian. Well, kids, I'm gonna pass
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We love reading your comments! Brian takes him up on his advice, serving as a guide dog for the blind and elderly. Group therapy, 2:00. Charge-♪ Hey! Brian: Peter, I'll make it up to you. Volunteer work. I'm never doing drugs now! Brian sniffing Cocaine The Thin White Line Part 1 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 1 Total Episode Count: 29 Prod. I think you're an idiot. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line (1) 03x01 - The Thin White Line (1) 07/16/01 11:06. Must've got the wrong hat. [Comic operetta music] Stewie: ♪ I'm the
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the official site for Family Guy. of people in the audience look pissed. "Family Guy" The Thin White Line (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Where shall we go for your week off? Oh, crap. The Thin White Line. What's with the Johnny Law routine? Stewie: Splendid. Brian: Uh, yeah. What's your name? wonders. You can't vacation here. addict. Lois: Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now? Brian: Here, baby, I'll show you the channel Lois doesn't know about. Peter: Ah, this is gonna be great. Hey! Joe: Well, I'd better take this cocaine down to Evidence. He's my best friend. Nothing thrills me any more. ♪Charles in charge of our wrongs and our
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